A New Jersey restaurant
is offering a special menu this month
that doesn’t list prices, but instead asks customers
to pay what they think is fair. According to the sign
in the window, the restaurant is called
“This Space for Rent.”
– Seth Meyers
A man set a new world record
after kicking himself in the head
134 times in one minute. He broke
the previous record of zero.
– Conan O’Brien
Google has announced that the
next version of its Android phone
software will be called Marshmallow.
It’ll be similar to the last version
but with s’more features.
– Seth Meyers
The Cadillac Escalade EXT is
the most popular car driven in
New York. Partly because they’re
stylish, but mostly because New
Yorkers like to have a place to
stretch out when they leave their
apartments.
– Jimmy Fallon
This weekend, many of the Republican
candidates said they
used a Fitbit. In fact, Jeb Bush uses
his to see how much distance he
can put between himself and his
last name.
– Conan O’Brien
Today, Hillary Clinton released
an ad that emphasized her humble
economic background. In the
ad she says, “Just 15 years ago, my
family and I were evicted from
our house.”
– Conan O’Brien
A company is developing an
elevator that can take you into
space. Don’t you hate it when
you’re going to Jupiter and someone
gets on the elevator and
presses “Mars”?
– Conan O’Brien
Starbucks just announced that
its Pumpkin Spice Latte will
now include real pumpkin. You’ll
know the drink has real pumpkin
when it tastes disgusting.
– Jimmy Fallon
At Ohio State University, it was
just announced a tiny human
brain has been grown in a lab.
Isn’t that crazy? And it’s already
announced its support for Trump
for president.
– Conan O’Brien
A study found that many types
of head lice have mutated and
now have become resistant to
over–the–counter treatments.
The problem has scientists
scratching their heads.
– Conan O’Brien
CNN’s newest polls show that
Donald Trump is leading Hillary
Clinton in Florida. It’s scary, because
if that could happen in
Florida, it could also happen in
the United States.
– Seth Meyers
According to a new list, Nashville
is the friendliest city in
America. While Philadelphia beat
up the person who was putting
together the list.
– Seth Meyers
New Jersey Governor Chris
Christie said today that Hillary
Clinton’s arrogance is “breathtaking.”
Of course, he also said
the same thing about a flight of
stairs.
– Seth Meyers
Donald Trump landed his helicopter
at the state fair and offered
to take some kids on a ride in
the helicopter. Twenty kids took
the helicopter ride with Trump.
He dropped them off in Texas.
They’re now building a wall on
the border.
– Jimmy Kimmel
