Remember the scoreboard from Votee Park that you “accidentally” took home with you after your kid’s last soccer game? Well, Teaneck wants it back—no questions asked. The township will be running a municipal equipment amnesty period from March 24 until April 15, 2016.

So while you’re doing your Pesach cleaning, whether you happen to come across a large sculpture of a butterfly, a flock of wild turkeys, library books, park benches, bus shelters, police cars, an M-16 or even the architectural plans you stole from the last Teaneck Planning Board meeting (you know who you are!), now is the time to return them to Teaneck.

They won’t ask for your ID, there won’t be a court martial and charges will not be pressed. A free copy of the now infamous “Preventing Conflict With Wild Turkeys” study guide will be given to everyone who returns property.