United 1229 to Dallas is delayed—of course. A handle on a baggage compartment is broken and seat 24A is already squishy—we have not even left

I am blessed with a fun-loving, rambunctious and somewhat mischievous toddler. Additionally, I enjoy going to movies with my wife. Oh, the quandaries of parenthood.

In the mid-1960s a baby was born in Texas named Greg. Greg was never the biggest or strongest kid, but he mastered his craft using