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Shmuel Shayowitz

Articles by Shmuel Shayowitz

The Smartest Person in the Room

One afternoon, as Albert Einstein and his driver were headed to yet another lecture in yet another college lecture hall, Einstein had an idea. Einstein

Making The Numbers Work In Your Favor

The US president sought estimates from contractors worldwide to paint the White House. The Indian contractor estimated three million dollars. The European contractor said the

Time to Pay the Bill

Johnny walked into a restaurant and ordered some chicken nuggets and a soda. The cashier diligently took his order. Before he could pay, he shouted,

Sage Advice versus Aged Advice

Unfortunately, in today’s world, there’s no shortage of so-called experts offering advice on quite frankly, everything… Woman: So, I see you drink a lot of

What is Freedom?

A young boy enters a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer: “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I

The Whole System is Broken

A patient went to the Doctor and asked him to check his leg. “Doc, something is wrong. Just put your ear up to my thigh,

The Three Pillars of Making Money

I recently held a financial planning workshop. The organizers wanted me to provide three tangible takeaways for attendees to maximize their finances. Here is what

Perception vs. Reality

A Sephardic Jewish man walks into a small community bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer. He tells the banker that