This is just a reminder that April 22 is Earth Day. Because apparently, whoever came up with Earth Day held, like Rav Yehoshua, that the world was created in Nissan.

Or this year, in Iyar.

But anyway, what I’m saying is that you should plan appropriately, just in case you or anyone you know lives on earth.

And yes, I know—the last thing we need right now, between Pesach and Shavuot, is another holiday. Especially during Sefirah. Can I listen to music? That’s all I want to know.

But the holiday is not a huge deal. It’s not like there have been decorations in the stores since Presidents Day. I think it’s more like a goyish Tu B’Shevat. They basically just eat dry fruit, and they totally forget it exists until their kids come home with a project about it.

So I looked into it, and it turns out that Earth Day was formed to promote awareness of things like pollution, deforestation, extinction, and so on, and it’s been successful to the point that we all know what those things are, but not all of us have heard of Earth Day.

“But how on earth did it start?” you ask.

Obviously.

The first Earth Day took place in 1970 (meaning that the earth is now over 50 years old!), and it consisted of various get-togethers in major cities where speakers talked about how, at the current rate, thanks to things such as major cities, the world wouldn’t be habitable anymore in 20 years’ time, and we’d have to find a new place to hold Earth Day.

The second Earth Day, as far as I can tell, was in 1990, when everyone looked around and realized that the world hadn’t been destroyed yet. They then decided that they would hold it again 10 years later, to see how things were going.

And they’ve been doing it annually ever since. What started with just a few thousand people in1970 has grown into billions of people observing Earth Day every year, which is very disappointing to the Earth Day founders, because one of the things they were upset about was overpopulation.

Not that this whole environmental concept was anything new to us. Jews are already pretty green. Look at some of the tips that environmental experts keep giving:—Try not to use your car for one whole day every week. We already do that.—Don’t eat anything if you don’t know where it comes from. We already do that.—Respect Trees. We already do that. We just made Birchat Ha’ilanot on them last week.

In case you live in Brooklyn, I should explain that Birchat Ha’ilanot is a bracha that we make on fruit trees once a year to celebrate the fact that Hashem keeps renewing them. It’s like Modeh Ani. And we even make this bracha on weird fruits that you always thought were vegetables, such as avocados, beans, cucumbers, cloves and olives, all of which are technically fruits, but if you put them in a fruit salad, you would be asked not to bring anything to the Lag B’omer potluck anymore.

Not that I’m such an expert. Left to my own devices, I would generally forget Birchat Ha’ilanot. I can barely remember Sefirah, and that’s every night. And I don’t really see the trees on a regular basis, because I mostly work in the house. But my wife, who takes a lot of walks because I mostly work in the house, comes home and says, “Did you make Birchat Ha’ilanot?” like I’ve ever once remembered it without her saying so.

So then I go out and walk 15 minutes to the one fruit tree in town that I know of, because I’m not going to specifically drive there and hurt the environment to make a bracha on a tree. And then last year, after about 10 years of me doing this, my wife pointed out that there’s actually another tree like two blocks from my house in the opposite direction, in front of the Beis Chabad. I’d never noticed it, because my eyes always just go to the menorah, and how many bulbs are burnt out, even though it’s Iyar. Point is, the menorah’s still out, so just because their tree sign is still up doesn’t mean I can still say the bracha.

But here’s my thought: Maybe Hashem had the general public make Earth Day as a reminder that we should say a bracha on the trees. And he made Tax Day as a reminder that Earth Day is coming up.

Think about it: What if there was no Earth Day? Then there wouldn’t be awareness of environmental problems; people would pollute more; there’d be more global warming; the winters would be shorter; and we could start saying the bracha on Tu B’Shevat. And then we’d all remember to do it, when our kids came home from school with a bag of dried fruit featuring that same prune that the yeshiva keeps giving out every year.

So Earth Day is a pretty big deal, and it’s surprising that we only give it one day per year. Though I guess that’s pretty normal. This is also a culture that assigns one day to mothers, fathers and groundhogs. Also, it’s not like any of the other planets have days. Though maybe they do. I haven’t lived through a whole Neptunian year yet. But, for example, it’s not like there’s a Sun Day! Well, actually, there is a Sunday. It’s once every 28 years.

In fact, last time it was on an Erev Pesach. I remember because I woke my kids up early and said, “Get out of bed! We have to make a bracha on the sun!” And my then-5-year-old asked, “How are we going to get there?”

So I shouldn’t complain about the 15-minute walk.

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].