By Martin Bodek

Hi! Everybody in the universe “chapped” last week’s cufflinks of the NY Giants logo, which obviously symbolized the giants that the meraglim reported about to Klal Yisroel. Way too easy. I see what the problem is: too many layups, and not enough puns.

So let’s remedy that: It’s time to play Press Your Link! What on earth could these have to do with this week’s parsha? Whoops, I think I just gave it away. Ahahaha, see what I did there? Revealing the answer is a bitter pill to swallow. Ba-dum, tsh! Man, these puns must be hard to abs-orb.

Hyuk hyuk! Okay, enough. Blame my kids, though. They got me an awesome dad joke T-shirt for Father’s Day, and now I have a reputation to live up to.

Shabbat shalom, y’all!

For years now, Martin Bodek has been wearing cuff links themed to the week’s parsha, to stimulate conversation around the Shabbat table. Naturally, it begged for a wider audience, and The Jewish Link seems like a perfect home—especially in name. Every week, we’ll present the cuff links, and you tell us how it ties in to the parsha of the week. E-mail your guesses, educated and otherwise, to [email protected] and we’ll publish the best and most creative answers a week later. Have fun!