When spring of 2017 is recorded in the annals of American history, all of the events will be split into two categories: the Trump presidency and the mighty fidget spinner. The three-spoked toys come in all shapes, sizes, materials and prices; they have been rumored to have mental health benefits and their gyroscopic spin radiates a strange, captivating beauty. Spinners have taken our world by storm; for months, they have dominated store shelf space and gone viral on YouTube. Even Teaneck’s own Torah Academy of Bergen County gave out “Storm-yellow” spinners to its students following finals, and Camp Regesh distributed spinners that were color-coded for each age division on orientation day. But not everybody is so dazzled with the spinners—society is split regarding whether fidget spinners are “the best toy ever in the history of the entire world” or “a malevolent force bent on global destruction.” The Jewish Link hereby presents the greatest debate ever on the fidget spinners’ impact on our community.