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November 21, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Bull in a China Shop

I generally try to write about nice, relatable things, so what more relatable thing is there this week, the week after Tisha B’Av, than to

Harmless Creatures

It’s come to my attention that although every year during the Nine Days I run an article about safety, I don’t run nearly enough articles

My Day in Court

So I finally got my day in court. Traffic court, to be precise. My day in court was a Tuesday. The ticket I got actually

Mr. Hire-Someone-to-Fix-It

Would you consider yourself handy? And by “handy,” I don’t mean “convenient to have around.” You probably consider yourself that. I mean in the sense

Reading Between the Lines

It’s finally occurred to me why I’m not a multimillionaire. And no, it’s not because I’m a writer and a teacher, which are two jobs

Legal Team Sports

I’ve been thinking a lot about my traffic ticket lately. Though I think I’m supposed to. In case you have your own life, a few

Outside the Shop

One of the most annoying things about your car being in the shop—aside from the fact that the longer it’s there, the more problems the

Puzzling Thoughts

When it comes to finding entertainment for kids who are stuck at home, there’s nothing like a puzzle. Puzzles have been disappointing kids for eons.

Losing Ticket

It happened: I finally got a traffic ticket, after 20 years of driving, on and off. I would not recommend it. For one thing, it