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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Losing Ticket

It happened: I finally got a traffic ticket, after 20 years of driving, on and off. I would not recommend it. For one thing, it

Up All Day

I’m going to admit it: I didn’t stay up for Shavuot night in 2020. I figure it’s been long enough, so I’m finally willing to

That Doesn’t Work

Are you the parent of a teenager who has no real plans for the summer, and you want him or her to get out of

Just Forget It

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the column that answers real questions sent in by real people, even on the slow weeks. Dear Mordechai, What

Someone Wrote in This One!

I’d have to say that the main thing that I found, during my first-ever book signing event recently, was that people didn’t really understand why

Adding Insult to Injuries

I don’t know if you’ve been following the news lately, but I would suggest staying away from pizza. This is why I don’t follow the

Things Are Looking Up

Inflation is so bad these days it’s not even funny. It’s so bad that I’m putting aside my humor column this week to discuss it,

Cheap Imitation

The Nobel Prizes aren’t for everyone. What do you get if you win a Nobel Prize, other than a medal and a certificate and fame

It’s the Gesture

Have you ever seen someone making hand gestures while talking on the phone and you wondered why? After all, the other party can’t see it,

That’s Bananas!

If there’s one bad thing you can say about fruits and vegetables, it’s that there are no new products out there. Fruit is fruit. It

Musical Notes

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the column that four out of five doctors recommend as a way of dealing with insomnia on Friday nights.