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September 19, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Try to Keep Up

I’m not blaming anybody here, but it would be nice if someone had any idea what was going on. Like a really solid understanding. Okay,

Border Wall

My wife and I are building a border wall, and we’re making the Mexicans pay for it. Well, technically we’re paying for it, but the

Heads Up!

I don’t know what I should do anymore. I write a safety article every year during the Nine Days, and everyone thinks, “Okay, so I

Stay Outdoors

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the advice column that doesn’t have any fewer answers than anyone else at this point. Dear Mordechai, Some of

Taxing Our Nerves

It’s tax time again. “Again?” you’re asking. “Didn’t we just do our taxes last year?” I know! It snuck up on all of us this

Beginner Teenagehood

Mazel tov! It’s a teenager! If you’re rolling your eyes at that line, you’re probably the parent of a teenager. Or you’re a teenager. If

Between Me and Me

Okay, I’ll admit it: I talk to myself. I am literally talking to myself right now as I plan this article. And why shouldn’t I?

Awkward Shaylos

It just recently occurred to me that I have no idea how to find a rav. It’s not like all the rabbanim are hiding. They’re

Questions Out of the Blue

I can’t believe I still don’t really understand why the sky is blue. When I was a kid, this is something I really wanted to