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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Questions Out of the Blue

I can’t believe I still don’t really understand why the sky is blue. When I was a kid, this is something I really wanted to

Back in Jury

So I went in for jury duty recently. I feel like, as a citizen of this great country, it’s your duty to wait in a

Whose Peers Are These?

If there’s one thing I learned from my recent stint in jury duty, it’s that when they make everyone hold up one hand and they

It’s Pure Sugar

A lot of people complain that there’s nothing to eat on Pesach, but the truth is that it’s a great opportunity to eat healthy. You

Buy One Get One

There are lots of little complications that people don’t think about when someone has twins. We’re just like, “Oh, so cute!” Because two of anything

The Proof Is in the Pictures

As somebody who’s admittedly never made a chasunah before, I don’t understand why we have to come so early for pictures. My sister got married

This Complete Breakfast

One of the most difficult decisions every parent has to make, on a regular basis, is what kind of cereal to buy. It seems pretty

What Do You Want From Me?

Every year around this time, we all ask the same basic question: “What do I want to give for shalach manot this year?” But no

If You Can’t Beat the System…

Dumb criminals get a bad rap. They make one mistake in their lives—except for the crimes, obviously—and everyone makes fun of them. If you’re a

I’ll Sleep When I’m Home

If you have an eighth grader, then you’ve probably put some serious thought so far into where your son is going for high school, unless

Next Monday in History

Good news! This coming Monday is Presidents’ Day, which is hands down the oldest American Holiday that everyone forgets about until the week before. It’s