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September 17, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Taking Us to the Cleaners

I will freely admit that I don’t understand how dry cleaners work. How do they get that stuff clean? And without water! Everyone says, “They

Fired Up

Having a job is stressful. Not having a job is plenty stressful too, I suppose, but even when you have a job, you never know

On the Same Page

You should definitely go to the Siyum Hashas, if you’re someone who’s finished Shas or you know anyone who has. It might be a little

Chanukah Gifts Nobody Wants

What do you buy for the person who has everything? Well, first of all, it’s important to note that no one has everything. Even someone

Mysterious Waze

Whenever you want to go anywhere, there’s traffic. And people know this. That’s why when you get there, everyone asks, “How was traffic?” “Traffic was

Blessed Art

There’s a lot of depressing news these days, so maybe we should focus on something lighter, like art news. That should cheer us up, right?

Food Fight

So apparently, our snake is still alive. And I have to deal with it. NOTE: This is a continuation of last week’s article about the