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November 21, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Buy One Get One

There are lots of little complications that people don’t think about when someone has twins. We’re just like, “Oh, so cute!” Because two of anything

The Proof Is in the Pictures

As somebody who’s admittedly never made a chasunah before, I don’t understand why we have to come so early for pictures. My sister got married

This Complete Breakfast

One of the most difficult decisions every parent has to make, on a regular basis, is what kind of cereal to buy. It seems pretty

What Do You Want From Me?

Every year around this time, we all ask the same basic question: “What do I want to give for shalach manot this year?” But no

If You Can’t Beat the System…

Dumb criminals get a bad rap. They make one mistake in their lives—except for the crimes, obviously—and everyone makes fun of them. If you’re a

I’ll Sleep When I’m Home

If you have an eighth grader, then you’ve probably put some serious thought so far into where your son is going for high school, unless

Next Monday in History

Good news! This coming Monday is Presidents’ Day, which is hands down the oldest American Holiday that everyone forgets about until the week before. It’s

Gender-Political Minefield

As an observer of human behavior—but not in a creepy way—I firmly believe that the best way to solve a lot of shalom bayis problems

Taking Us to the Cleaners

I will freely admit that I don’t understand how dry cleaners work. How do they get that stuff clean? And without water! Everyone says, “They