For the past few weeks, I’ve been wearing a slipper on my foot. Not two slippers. Just one, on my right foot. And a shoe

Seeing as I made a bar mitzvah a couple of months ago, some of you have been wondering when I’m going to get around to

We now return to the fertile topic of “expressions that annoy me,” which is growing ever bigger the older I get. And I’m not just

Today I have some exciting news from the field of pet orthodontia. And yes, pet orthodontia is apparently a field, but it’s making nobody’s mother

The grass is always greener, isn’t it? When I was a kid, I always wondered how the whole children-hiding-the-afikoman minhag is even fair. The father

The cleaning lady came in today. We don’t actually have a cleaning lady, so it’s a little weird. Okay, it’s not so weird. We’re making

What would you do if you had $18,000 to burn? We should all have such problems. In case you were wondering, yes, that was me

Dear Mordechai, My boys killed my couches. What should I do? Should I replace them? Yes, definitely. Maybe replace them with girls. They don’t ruin

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the column where I get to answer increasingly stranger questions because I never really set any guidelines as to

Purim costumes are a lot of fun. We should wear them all the time, right? Wait, why don’t we wear them all the time? Well,

As someone who’s making a bar mitzvah for the first time, people keep asking me, “Are you excited to be making a bar mitzvah?” Excited?

It’s fun to go out for Shabbos meals, because it allows you to sit and talk over food, which, as you’ve learned on shidduch dates,