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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

A Strapping Young Man

My oldest son put on Tefillin for the first time today. And no, this isn’t a kiruv article. He’s becoming bar mitzvah! And no, you’re

Behaving Like Animals

I write about dumb criminals from time to time—enough that the average reader would assume that all dumb criminals are human. This isn’t necessarily true.

The Science of Parenting

School science fairs will always be a staple of our educational system, because research shows that about 78 percent of scientific discoveries are made by

For Adults Only

Disclaimer: I know that kids sometimes read my columns, and I love that they do, but this week’s column is for adults only. If you’re

Hungry Hungry Hippo

I’m in middle of a diet. I’m always in middle of a diet. And as is the tradition when someone is in middle of a

Raising Fun

If you’re on some kind of fund-raising committee and are looking for ideas to get money out of the same people again, I would suggest

Potential Cake

As a high school English teacher, I think I speak for all teachers, except maybe the good ones, when I say that I don’t get

Dropping the Five-Second Rule

Drop everything! Unless it’s food, because scientists have recently discovered that the “five-second rule” is not backed by science. Thanks a lot. We already knew

Rules for Riding the Elevator

When you get into an elevator, you must immediately turn around and face the door. This is non-negotiable. If an elevator has doors on either

Don’t Ask the Health Experts

Chanukah is great, because it gets us to think about health, usually about a week too late. That said, welcome to “Ask the Health Experts,”

Greece Fire

People often think about eating latkes—too often, for some people—but not a lot of people think about how much sweat and tears go into making