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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Itching for a Prize

There shouldn’t be just one prize ceremony for scientists. Yes, there’s the Nobel Prize, but how many scientists win that? Every school science fair gives

Selling Yourself in Short

As a freelance writer, I sometimes write resumes for clients who are unemployed—that’s why they want me to write a resume—and I’m not sure if

The Plan Going In

Thank you for coming to our Shabbos Sheva Brachos! Below you’ll find a detailed schedule of what’s happening this Shabbos, including what time we’re lighting,

Worrying About My Gray Hairs

This week’s column is about another thing that I noticed about myself that I wanted to put in my “getting old” column a couple of

Seeing Sea Stars

Chol Hamoed trips are an ancient tradition dating back thousands of years to biblical times. Our forefathers had a long Sukkos—40 years actually—but they couldn’t

Davening Along

I don’t think we go to shul just to daven. It’s just a theory. I’m not a rabbi, so take everything I say with a

Crazy Laws

As Yidden, we sure have a lot of people who look at us and say things like, “You’re praying again? You just ate!” or, “You’re

New Heights

Most people think of Manhattan as a serious, business-like city full of offices and smelly food carts, but in truth, it was always designed with

Just a Scratch

Itching can be so irritating. You know? Especially since most of it takes place on parts of our body that we can’t actually reach, such

International Laundry Day

Now that Tisha B’Av is over, we can finally do all the things that we couldn’t do for the past few weeks. We can go

Safety Statistics

We’re all very backwards when it comes to safety. We see people get hurt doing something, and we say, “Well, I guess I should never