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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Up a Wall

For some reason, every time I write an article about annoying expressions, a lot of people write in. Which I guess means that this is

Haman Haman Haman

They say that part of what keeps Yiddishkeit going for all these generations is that every social deviant has some kind of release. Think about

Fair Grade

Every year, my kids’ teachers assign some kind of fair at school, wherein the parents do a report and then they have to come in

Slightly Discomfortable

A lot of people might not know this, but it’s important to go to the doctor once in a while. Even when you’re healthy. Seriously.

Inside the Siding

  You can’t tell from the fact that I’m writing this article, but I hate that the whole world has to know that we’re redoing

Plenty of Excuses

A few months ago, my wife sent me to a one-time free exercise class on the other side of town, across from Home Depot. The

I’m Obviously Chicken

We always say that bigger is better. But if bigger is better, why not make ourselves smaller? Then everything else would be bigger relative to

Whatsisname’s Yarmulka

Today’s topic is: Name yarmulkas—good idea or bad idea? To be honest, it’s a weird idea. My kids aren’t allowed to come to yeshiva wearing

Not So Phone-y

Most of my readers picture me as a happy-go-lucky guy who for some reason has recently become obsessed with his back. But beneath it all,

I’m Right on the Block

Today I have great news for all you parents out there who have kids who are very into Lego and who may have recently made