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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Greasy Inventions

As a nation, we’re great at coming up with products that should exist and then selling them, especially when it comes to the yomim tovim.

Stretching the Topic

Ever since I wrote a couple of articles this past summer about my herniated disc, readers have been writing in to ask how it’s doing.

Dry Humor

Considering that Earth is such a tiny percentage of the universe, it’s strange that the vast majority of our news stories seem to be about

Kosher to Go

The kosher food industry keeps getting bigger and bigger, no offense. There are new products coming out every day, and it’s hard to keep up.

Dealing With This Garbage

I can never figure out what the garbage men will and won’t take, and I’m pretty sure they keep changing the rules. Wait. Can I

Money vs. Happiness

Today I have some depressing news from the Office of National Statistics in England. According to the ONS, “Wealthier people have a greater sense of

Building a Dialogue

Around Pesachtime, I usually offer some kind of advice column. Sukkottime I don’t. But I should. People need advice for Sukkot too. We have men

Just Visiting

Yom Kippur is a good time to work on our mitzvot, such as the mitzvah of bikur cholim. Especially since no one you know is

Like Fish

My kids have three goldfish, which is way more goldfish than my wife originally wanted. And we don’t keep them in the same bowl. We

Remedial Exercise Class

Last night I went to my first exercise class ever. Now I know a lot of people might be wondering why I spend money on