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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Kitten Around

We apparently own a cat, or possibly five. I don’t know. How do you take legal ownership of a cat? I ask because I don’t

Homework Wars

My son has 30 questions for math homework. He says he did 12 of them in school. That means he has… um… some more to

Chimp Rights

Should chimpanzees be considered human? Before you say, “Of course not!” bear in mind that technically, chimps share 98.7 percent of their DNA with humans,

Air Out the Car

The following is a list of thoughts that went through my head on the way to and from my brother’s wedding. He had the chutzpah

Pain Management

Today’s topic: How to live with a herniated disc. A herniated disc is a common but extremely painful back injury, which is sometimes also called

A Little Too Emojional

I’m not generally big on texting. I basically just text my wife across the house when I don’t want to yell the same thing up

Pedestrian Tactics

We really need to think about safety tactics for pedestrians. That word has always bothered me. Pedestrian. I always thought pedestrian was too fancy a

Bear With Me

A lot of us don’t spend enough time thinking about bear safety, because we have jobs. We take steps to protect ourselves from insects, but

Back to Bed

I was in bed for most of this week, which isn’t as awesome as it sounds. I blame my back. I’ve had back problems on

What’s My Name, Again?

One of the biggest perks of being a new parent is that you get to name your kid. It’s a lot of pressure, though. Luckily,

What’s My Name?

I find that one thing that suddenly occurs to new parents after their first child is born is that they have to think of a

Camp Newsletter

This week we’re running a newsletter for your kids’ day camp, because yes, the camp gives out newsletters on Friday, but your kid’s not going