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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Let’s Talk About This Over Drinks

Now that it’s summer, it’s important to stay hydrated. It’s always important to stay hydrated, but it’s a lot easier during the winter, when, if

Glass Houses

If you’re looking to save money on your utility bill, I would highly recommend replacing your windows. Sure, you might not be able to afford

We’ll Sing for Food

On the off chance that your children’s school needs to raise money, at some point it’s going to have a dinner. A dinner is a

The Guys That Bind

There comes a time in every sefer’s life when you ask, “Should I bind this?” Except with bentchers. I guess staples hold. For some people,

I’m Not Going to Say It Again

My five-year-old son, Gedalya, whispered a secret to me this morning. I love it when little kids whisper a secret, and it’s not just them

Put Your Hands Together

I never know what to do with my hands. Except, magically, when I’m not thinking about them. In fact, we’re always trying to figure out

Wall-to-Wall Clothing

My kids are bored. I know this because as I sit here, writing this article, they’re telling me this. They have toys, they have games,

Remember Me?

Today we’re discussing the prevalent opinion that selfies are signaling the decline of civilization. We’re going to use a simple Q&A format, because the decline

Slightly Dimmer Ideas

So apparently, April 22 is Earth Day. Most of us don’t care about Earth Day, because we don’t get off of work. (Though this year

Mostly Eggs

I feel like Pesach shopping is basically a scavenger hunt with a very specific list. You have all these things you need to buy so

Exit Tax

Every year I write a tax column, for tax purposes. I know that we all have to pay taxes, because that’s how we all chip

As Simple as EGS

My kids’ yeshiva always has parent-teacher conferences a Sunday or two before Pesach, for some reason. It’s very annoying, because I’m pretty busy that day.