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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Scraping By

As a writer, I tend to spend a lot of time cleaning, mostly to push off writing articles. Except before Pesach, when I write articles

A Gantz Yahr Purim Torah

This week I’m going to take the time to address a question that everybody has about Purim: Dear Mordechai, Why on earth is Purim a

On the Other Hand

I would like to convey a yashar koach to Mitchell First on his recent article about the meaning of “tishkach yemini” (“‘If I Forget You,

Criminal Innovations

We’re always talking about new innovations in the field of science and art, but there are also new innovations in the field of being a

Active Imagination

Today we bring you some exciting news in the field of exercise. (Yes, the field of exercise. I picture an actual field where people exercise,

Pushing Off Homework

People are always asking me the benefits of working at home. Well, that’s not true. No one talks to me, because I work at home.

Real-Life Mysteries

One of the weirdest things about putting on your coat or jacket after months of not wearing it is all the weird things you find

Speak of Nothing

It’s almost January 16, and do you know what day that is? That’s right: It’s National Nothing Day. Don’t pretend. You did not know that.

Partying Hard

My son was chosen to give out nosh at Shabbos party this week. And by “chosen,” I think I mean “alphabetically.” I don’t think they

The Job Market Is a Zoo

We have all this technology nowadays, and we wonder, “What did they used to do before this stuff was invented?” They used animals. You wanted

Chanukah Gelt

We’re lucky to be living in an age when we have products that can do things that our grandparents never even dreamed of, probably because

Skeletons in the Closet

One morning last week, my wife and I woke up to find that our closet bar had collapsed. Frankly, I’m surprised it held on as