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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

A Throaty Laugh

I have a <kchugh-kchugh> sore throat. Yeah, I know. A lot of people, when they say they have a sore throat, feel the need to

Watching Your Step

Being a scientist isn’t easy. Scientists toil away night and day with no reward, except for award ceremonies. But not every scientist can win the

You Don’t Know Squanto

Some woman came over to my mother at a bank once, and asked, “Do Jews celebrate Thanksgiving?” My mother said, “Some do; some don’t. We

Hot Sauce Coming Through

Every year when I go to Kosherfest, I gain an appreciation for the diversity and the ingenuity of the Jewish people. And about 10 pounds.

Have a Piece of Fruit

I think we finally got rid of our fruit flies, now that the weather is getting colder and they were going to die out anyway.

Votey McVoteface

Over the past few months, I’ve gotten a lot of requests from readers to write about the upcoming historic election for what will probably be

Quickest Diet Ever

One of the big things about having a month with 85 days of Yom Tov is that after all those weeks shopping and cooking and

I’m in the Parsha

We made it to Simchat Torah! I especially am excited, because for the first time ever I learned the entire Torah—Chumash and Rashi. (And Stone!)

Davening for Kavana

It’s Rosh Hashanah, and we have a lot to daven for this year. Me, I’m davening for more kavana. It seems like a worthwhile investment.

Making Up Words

I don’t know why, but people always assume that I’m good at Scrabble just because I’m a writer. I have a way with words, right?

Non-Cents

I’ve gotten into coin collecting recently. And by “into,” I don’t mean that I’m interested. I mean that I kind of got sucked into it.

Bulk Savings

Costco is awesome. My wife sent me to Costco today because we were low on tuna. Now we’re high on tuna. I also came home