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November 21, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Lost in a Rack

I’ve got to say, my brother-in-law’s wedding is turning into a real hassle for me. I’ve already mentioned that my wife wants me to lose

Short Words

Once in a while I get letters from people asking for advice. And I try to help them out, because if they’re asking me, I

Terribly Tough Tongue Twisters

So, I don’t know if this is good news or not, but scientists at MIT have recently created what they’re calling “The world’s most difficult

Nervous Flying

We live in an exciting age of air travel. A plane that just a few years ago could hold only 50 people now holds 200.

National Hat Day? It’s Fitting

My readers out there who have lives might not know this, but January 15 is National Hat Day. “Oh,” you’re saying. “I thought every day

Awkward Meals

If you’ve ever considered opening your own business, you’ve probably thought about restaurants. People love restaurants. You get to sit there like royalty while someone

Need a Boost?

Today’s article is about how to boost a car. A lot of people are scared of boosting cars, because boosting cars is a multi-step process,

Insufficient Fun

Insufficient Fun If you think it’s a hassle to open a bank account, just try closing one. We did. Everything takes forever. Opening an account

Bad Parenting

I’m a horrible parent. I know, because my kids told me. And they’re my kids. If they wouldn’t know, then who would? It’s about time

All You Can Eat

Chanukah is, hands-down, the best time to have an extended family get-together. It’s definitely easier than doing it over a three-day yom tov. Perhaps you’re

Talk About Dieting

I’m trying to lose weight in time for my brother-in-law’s wedding. I don’t know why. I’m not even the one getting married. But it’s my

Iced Coffee

If you’re like me, you’ve been feeling very tired lately, and you don’t know why that is. Sure, you can guess. You’ve been busy. So