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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

It Must Be a Sign

Today’s topic is: How to Hang a Sign on a Bulletin Board If you have something to advertise but don’t want to pay exorbitant advertising

Gone With the Wind

Welcome once again to “You’re Asking Me?”—the column where people blindside me with questions, and I have to answer them, even though, oftentimes, answering questions

Chauffeuring Little Creatures

As someone who has a small vegetable garden in his backyard, I’d have to say that the biggest benefit of having a garden is that

Who Touched My Eyeballs?

I’m pleased to say that I have some information that will take a lot of the stress off going to your optometrist for an eye

License to Smile

I think that there’s something that we all have in common: We don’t like how we look in license photos. In fact, I think they

The Emperor’s New Throne

“Throne Together, how can I help you?” “Yeah, hi. I ordered a chair a while back, and it hasn’t come yet… This is the king.”

Pockets of Food

The following article is about the foods we eat on Purim. In the article, I give reasons for some of the foods we eat, and

Close Quarters

We’re in the market for a new house. It doesn’t actually have to be new, just new to us. Our current house isn’t tiny, but

You Scratch My Back

Chanukah is here, and it’s about time you gave some serious thought to buying gifts for people, because even if you personally don’t believe in

Shared Space

One of the most important things about flying, besides getting to your destination and maybe having your luggage get there as well–preferably on the same

Recycled Material

My first-grader, Heshy, just had something called a “Recycling Fair” in school. A few weeks ago, he came home with a note saying that his