March 26, 2025

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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Is This Your Card?

We now present Part 2 of an article about pesicha in shul. Last week I came to the conclusion that if there’s anything my years

The Ark Is Opened

For the past 15 years, I’ve been davening on Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur at a vasikin minyan, which is my teshuvah for what time

No One Told You There’d Be a Quiz

As a high-school English teacher, I noticed that there’s something that happens to my students over the summer: Somehow, they forget everything they ever knew

Smiling on the Outside

I’m kind of glad the summer’s almost over, because it means I no longer have to put on that mascot costume again for my kids’

It Must Be a Sign

Today’s topic is: How to Hang a Sign on a Bulletin Board If you have something to advertise but don’t want to pay exorbitant advertising

Gone With the Wind

Welcome once again to “You’re Asking Me?”—the column where people blindside me with questions, and I have to answer them, even though, oftentimes, answering questions

Chauffeuring Little Creatures

As someone who has a small vegetable garden in his backyard, I’d have to say that the biggest benefit of having a garden is that

Who Touched My Eyeballs?

I’m pleased to say that I have some information that will take a lot of the stress off going to your optometrist for an eye

License to Smile

I think that there’s something that we all have in common: We don’t like how we look in license photos. In fact, I think they