March 25, 2025

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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Some Kind of Mouse

My son Daniel came home with a gerbil the other day. These kids pick up the weirdest things in school. Yes, his morah sent it

Pieces of Fruit

Most of what I know about Tu B’Shvat, I learned as an adult. As a kid, I don’t think I was taught that much about

Speaking of Kids

I seriously dread Parent-Teacher conferences. And I say this as a teacher (I teach high school English at a local mesifta.) As a parent, I

Buyer Beware

I think I speak on behalf of everyone when I say: it is not easy to figure out what to buy people for Chanukah.  Especially

Class Space

If you’re looking for a career that involves a lot of travel, a decent amount of job security, and you don’t want to have to

Back in Pain

This week’s article is about lower back pain.  Never mind why. Okay, fine.  Apparently, I’m getting to the age where I occasionally do something to

Budget Weddings

There’s no greater simcha than making a wedding for your child. And when I say, “no greater simcha,” I am obviously talking about price. With

Through the Roof

Today’s topic, now that winter is upon us, is how to save on home-heating costs. It’s not easy to save money, because no one else

Trying New Things

I generally spend Rosh Hashanah at my parents’ house. This works out very well for me because our minhag is to eat pretty much all