I always thought I wanted a surprise party, as I’d never been on the receiving end of one. I always wondered how it felt to
Every year when you clean for Pesach, the same question occurs to you: “Should I start cleaning even earlier next year?” This is the only
If you’re a homeowner, chances are that at some point your sink will back up, and your spouse will ask you to look at it.
This week, in honor of Purim, I’m taking off. Why not? Who wants to work on Purim? So I handed off the responsibility of writing
On second thought, I probably shouldn’t have told anybody I was going to Vegas. Everyone in my life now thinks that I had some massive
Every year, around Presidents’ Day, I write an article on one of our presidents in which I list some fun facts about their lives, or
If there’s one thing we can all agree on in these tumultuous times it’s that, more and more, it seems people are acting like animals.
I don’t think this ban on plastic shopping bags has been working out the way anyone thought it would. Here’s how it’s going: Basically, it’s
I can’t be the only guy who gets uncomfortable when people call me “rabbi.” People think it’s hilarious to call non-rabbis that, but you can’t
Having Our Cake and Eating it Too I think at some point my kids are going to figure out that birthday suppers are a scam.
Articles poking fun at dumb criminals have been a tradition ever since the invention of the humor column. People like jokes about dumb criminals because
Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the advice column that’s willing to tackle the difficult topics that no one else wants to touch, because of
