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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Inbox Zero

Now that Pesach is over, we can actually start with the spring cleaning, and everyone in your house who previously said, “No, that’s spring cleaning,”

The King’s English

With the British coronation happening this weekend, the question on the lips of most of us is, “What? I thought the coronation happened 8 months

Like Getting a Root Canal

I just want to make one thing clear: I don’t have anything against dentists per se. The only thing I have against dentists is that

There’s Food in the House

The worst part of shopping, I feel, is putting away the groceries. I’m not going to complain about actually buying the groceries. Walking around a

Pesach Gelt

We are living in a golden age of Pesach products — an age where there are products that our grandparents never would have dreamed of.

Ruining the Surprise

When I sort of challenged my wife a couple of years ago to make me a surprise party, it was because I was curious—I’d never

But Were You Surprised?

I always thought I wanted a surprise party, as I’d never been on the receiving end of one. I always wondered how it felt to

Making Early Pesach

Every year when you clean for Pesach, the same question occurs to you: “Should I start cleaning even earlier next year?” This is the only

Venahapoch Who?!

This week, in honor of Purim, I’m taking off. Why not? Who wants to work on Purim? So I handed off the responsibility of writing