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September 20, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

A Mile in My Shoes

Yom Kippur is a time to work on our middos, and there’s no bigger middah to work on, for the purposes of this article, than

Getting Ahead on the New Year

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the column that four out of five doctors recommend you stay away from. Dear Mordechai, How do I prepare

Answers Off the Cuff

I bet you’re anxious to learn the results of my blood-pressure test. Calm down. In last week’s article, I talked about my high blood pressure,

Twenty-Four-Hour Pressure

Ever since my doctor diagnosed me with high blood pressure, he’s been telling me to remove stress from my life. Hello, they’re called relatives. No,

Real Life

It’s back to school time! And if you’re a student, I bet this is news to you. “Back to School? Again? There are 12 months!

Bull in a China Shop

I generally try to write about nice, relatable things, so what more relatable thing is there this week, the week after Tisha B’Av, than to

Harmless Creatures

It’s come to my attention that although every year during the Nine Days I run an article about safety, I don’t run nearly enough articles

My Day in Court

So I finally got my day in court. Traffic court, to be precise. My day in court was a Tuesday. The ticket I got actually

Mr. Hire-Someone-to-Fix-It

Would you consider yourself handy? And by “handy,” I don’t mean “convenient to have around.” You probably consider yourself that. I mean in the sense