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October 12, 2024
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Savta: “Where did you get your personal­ity, Eitan?”

Eitan: “I got it at Target.” (age 3)—Leora Na­than

Eitan: “Mommy, be a mitzvah girl and go hang up my towel for me! Thanks!”—Leora Nathan

Me: “There are two pipes in your throat. One is for…” My son (age 3): “Milchigs!”—Avi­va Oppenheim

Eddo: “Where’s Daddy?” Me: “He’s picking up the car from the shop.” Eddo: “The car’s too heavy to pick up.” —Marianne Sharp

Me: “That’s a pickup truck in front of us” A toddler girl I once babysat: “But, where’s the handle?” —Sally Johnson

I overheard Ari during play saying: “Would you like cake? Would you like another piece of fuzz on your lips?” I think he was address­ing his T-Rex—Jacqueline Novikov

And some jewels from Batya:

About to step into the shower, Batya turns around and declares: “When Tali gets married and moves out with her husband, I get her room and my room becomes a jacuzzi hot tub.” Then she climbed in and closed the cur­tain.

Batya came home from school to find a sign on our front lawn promoting a local politician for reelection. She thought it was a For Sale sign and ran to her father with glee and joy. “We’re finally moving to Israel?!?!”

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