April 22, 2025

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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at MSchmutter@gmail.com.

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Shelling Out

With yom tov fast approaching, it’s time to think about getting your wife something nice. Such as a carton of eggs. Well, it’s either something

Chatzi Lachem

If there’s one thing people enjoy about a Friday Purim, it’s complaining about it. As far as complaining goes, Friday Purim ranks up there with

Watching Paint Dry

At some point in your life, you’re probably going to have to paint a wall, particularly if you’re a homeowner or if you’re a home

Exchange of Ideas

I hate thinking of topics. It’s literally the worst part of what I do for a living, other than the pay. So the last thing

The Other Monroe

Every year, in honor of Presidents’ Day, I write a list of fun facts about one of our nation’s presidents, going in order, because in

Free Eggs! Plus Maintenance

With Pesach approaching, you’re probably wondering, What are we going to do about eggs this year? Should we raise our own chickens? It has to

How Long Has This Been Soaking?

I hate washing dishes. Especially on melted cheese night. My kids are melting cheese on everything. I’m like, “Don’t have so much cheese. How about

Unconventional Criminal Activity

Most criminals, if you had to guess, commit crimes for the money. But apparently, there are some people out there doing so for other reasons.