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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Bad Boys

Sometimes you look around and you can’t believe how lacking we as a society are in intelligence these days. But I believe in looking at

Two Heads Are Better Than One

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the advice column that used to run on a regular basis until, as a cost-cutting measure, it was decided

What Should I Bring?

That’s always the question when you go away for Shabbos: “What should I bring?” There’s no easy answer. The hosts are providing the food. So

Who Are We Talking About?

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the sometimes parenting-advice column that puts the “aren’t” in “paren’t.” Also, apparently, the apostrophe. Dear Mordechai, Two of our

My New Phone

I’m really excited about my new phone. It’s a desk phone. I don’t know why you’d care. But everyone’s always subjecting me to listen to

Greek Cholent

Most of us don’t take a whole lot of time to learn about Greece, for whatever reason. All we know is that at some point

The Joys of Parenting Teenagers

When I was a parent of small children, whenever I’d have a hard time, people would tell me, “Just wait until they become teenagers!” I

Shallow Shudiss

We have to do something to improve the way we do Shalosh Seudos because people aren’t taking it seriously. Do you know any family that

You’re No Prize Yourself

I don’t know why dentists don’t give their toys out until right before you leave. They should give their toys out when you get there.