So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been. Last week I wrote an article about how I’m getting older. Not that I’m old. On

I’m getting older, and nobody cares. I’ve been getting older for a while now, but I haven’t said anything, because I was kind of hoping

France has always seemed like a nice place to visit, because a lot of important French history happened there, such as… I don’t know, the

It’s summertime, time to pack up your car and drive to some destination—it doesn’t matter what destination, as long as you get to stay in

Now that it’s almost the summer, it’s about time you started thinking about camp for your kids. Actually, it probably would have been better to

Today’s article is about the most recent feud between England and America. England and America have always been having feuds, going back to—well, who really

Frequent readers of my column will know that I don’t really follow politics. And the same goes for shul politics. But just this week, I

One of the most common questions people ask me, once they figure out that I’m not as funny in person, is when my next book

What I find that no one ever tells a chosson and kallah before they get married is that sheva brachos aren’t really fun. And you

We live in a very impatient society. Even though they say that patience is a virtue. “Hey, why is patience a virtue? Why isn’t hurrying

Pesach is over, and it’s time to start getting your kids back out to school. Or they can get themselves out. They should know how

Everyone always wants advice before Pesach. Something about the holiday makes people want to send each other questions. Dear Mordechai, What’s wrong with my vacuum