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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Looking Back

I noticed that kids nowadays don’t know what station wagons are. At least the kids I have nowadays. I showed them a picture and asked,

Past Their Bedtimes

You know what I realized? I write articles about dumb criminals all the time, and we all laugh, but that’s actually very judgmental of us.

Emergency Sheva Brachos

This article might sound a little snippy, but that’s because I just put together a sheva brachos in four hours. My wife and I are

Lost in a Rack

I’ve got to say, my brother-in-law’s wedding is turning into a real hassle for me. I’ve already mentioned that my wife wants me to lose

Short Words

Once in a while I get letters from people asking for advice. And I try to help them out, because if they’re asking me, I

Terribly Tough Tongue Twisters

So, I don’t know if this is good news or not, but scientists at MIT have recently created what they’re calling “The world’s most difficult

Nervous Flying

We live in an exciting age of air travel. A plane that just a few years ago could hold only 50 people now holds 200.

National Hat Day? It’s Fitting

My readers out there who have lives might not know this, but January 15 is National Hat Day. “Oh,” you’re saying. “I thought every day

Awkward Meals

If you’ve ever considered opening your own business, you’ve probably thought about restaurants. People love restaurants. You get to sit there like royalty while someone

Need a Boost?

Today’s article is about how to boost a car. A lot of people are scared of boosting cars, because boosting cars is a multi-step process,

Insufficient Fun

Insufficient Fun If you think it’s a hassle to open a bank account, just try closing one. We did. Everything takes forever. Opening an account

Bad Parenting

I’m a horrible parent. I know, because my kids told me. And they’re my kids. If they wouldn’t know, then who would? It’s about time