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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Some Kind of Joke

I’m going to be honest with you here, because we’ve known each other a long time. Well, actually, I don’t know you. You know me,

Fairs of the State

One of the great joys of being a parent that they don’t tell you before they send you home from the hospital is that occasionally

Is This Your Car?

Is This Your Car? You know… you’d think that if you spent 20 minutes looking for a parking spot, you’d remember where it was. But

People to Lean On

In this week’s article, we’re going to have the big discussion that every couple has at some point—whether you should make your own Pesach seder

Open Compliments

Ever since I wrote that article a few months ago about how we’re looking for a new house, people keep asking us how the house

Smelly Taxes

No one likes doing their taxes. Yet according to recent reports, Americans spend 7.6 billion hours doing them every year. Go figure. But as it

Chometz Cleaning Tips

1. Pesach cleaning is a major point of contention in many households. For example, you want to clean as much as possible, but you have

Getting Plastered

One thing my wife and I noticed while taking down the plaster ceiling of our boys’ room is that if you take down the ceiling

A Boring Surprise

Recently, scientists made an interesting discovery about boredom. Apparently, there is so little left for scientists to do that they’re down to discovering new types

The Disorganized Kitchen

Magazine recipes are all the same. You have a gorgeous picture of how the food is supposed to look but never actually does when you’re

Looking Back

I noticed that kids nowadays don’t know what station wagons are. At least the kids I have nowadays. I showed them a picture and asked,

Past Their Bedtimes

You know what I realized? I write articles about dumb criminals all the time, and we all laugh, but that’s actually very judgmental of us.