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November 21, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

It’s No One’s Fault

This week we present part two of our FAQ column about earthquakes. We started talking about this last week, but we had to stop in

We’re All Still Shaken

As people who live in the Tri-State area, we are confused by earthquakes. Our thing is blizzards. Though not recently. So the recent earthquake left

Check Your Elbows

It’s time for an airline travel update, which I run every few years or so (which is about how often I travel through the air)

So the Client Should Ask

We all know the saying, “There’s no such thing as a dumb question,” although yeridas hadoros since the saying was formulated has made us question

What’s on the Menu?!

One of the trickiest Pesach minhagim that some families have—my own family included—is that we don’t sell real chometz. I’m not sure what we sell.

Heavy Journalism

It’s that time of year—all the yeshivas and shuls are making dinners, so that everyone can get together for a night of chizuk and community

Car Sick Ad D’lo Yada

I love Purim as much as the next guy (unless the next guy is the owner of a new carpet), but I have to say

Smooth Operators

So I’m still on the phone. If you don’t recall from last week’s article, or have blocked it out, I’m currently trying to transfer phone

My Call Is Important to Them

I’m on the phone. No one loves sitting on the phone with customer service, but you’d think that the most efficient companies for this are

Armed and Dangerous

If you have boys, things will get broken. For example, in my house, I have this one wall in the kitchen that we’ve had to