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November 21, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Casual Presidenting

Every year, around Presidents’ Day, I write an article on one of our presidents in which I list some fun facts about their lives, or

Acting Like a Bunch of People

If there’s one thing we can all agree on in these tumultuous times it’s that, more and more, it seems people are acting like animals.

My Hashgacha Pratis

I can’t be the only guy who gets uncomfortable when people call me “rabbi.” People think it’s hilarious to call non-rabbis that, but you can’t

Just Arrest Me Already

Articles poking fun at dumb criminals have been a tradition ever since the invention of the humor column. People like jokes about dumb criminals because

Stuff No One Wants to Hear

Welcome back to “How Should I Know?”—the advice column that’s willing to tackle the difficult topics that no one else wants to touch, because of

Who’s at the Door?

When you were a kid and someone rang the doorbell, it was exciting. Easily the highlight of your day. And it was always someone you

What to Do at a Vort

OK, so you made it to the vort of your friend or your neighbor or your neighbor’s friend, or whatever! In no small part thanks

How to Go to a Vort

So someone you know is making a simcha! Mazel tov! Now what? There are all these articles written on how to make a vort, but