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November 23, 2024
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Mordechai Schmutter

Mordechai Schmutter is a freelance writer and a humor columnist for Hamodia and other magazines. He has also published seven books and does stand-up comedy. You can contact him at [email protected].

Articles by Mordechai Schmutter

Hungry Hungry Hippo

I’m in middle of a diet. I’m always in middle of a diet. And as is the tradition when someone is in middle of a

Raising Fun

If you’re on some kind of fund-raising committee and are looking for ideas to get money out of the same people again, I would suggest

Potential Cake

As a high school English teacher, I think I speak for all teachers, except maybe the good ones, when I say that I don’t get

Dropping the Five-Second Rule

Drop everything! Unless it’s food, because scientists have recently discovered that the “five-second rule” is not backed by science. Thanks a lot. We already knew

Rules for Riding the Elevator

When you get into an elevator, you must immediately turn around and face the door. This is non-negotiable. If an elevator has doors on either

Don’t Ask the Health Experts

Chanukah is great, because it gets us to think about health, usually about a week too late. That said, welcome to “Ask the Health Experts,”

Greece Fire

People often think about eating latkes—too often, for some people—but not a lot of people think about how much sweat and tears go into making

Smart Appliances

Sometimes I wonder if our appliances are having conversations about us when we’re not listening. It certainly seems that way. It’s probably group therapy sessions:

Animal Talk

I think it’s awesome that we’re always finding out new and exciting things about animals. And by “we,” I mean “scientists who apparently already know

Food: Now in More Colors

People sometimes ask me why I write about Kosherfest every year. After all, Kosherfest is a trade show, and as such, it’s really only open

No Parking Any Time

I had to spend the day in Brooklyn a couple of weeks ago, for some reason or other. I just got back. Okay, I don’t